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A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near…

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…

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Girls are crazy about 4 things..
Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping
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2) cell phone
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3) chocolates
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4)_____ (look down…)
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Dude..Look down!!…

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4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO
&GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”

THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

“MEOOWN”

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12 years old girl
Very Daring lines written on the
T-Shirt of a
12 years old girl.
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“BOOBS”
Coming soon ! :-

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There are for ways to enjoy love…
There are 4 ways to enjoy love,

1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that..

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Vitamin"SHE"….
Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

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Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

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He has two…
Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

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What is "Nitrate" ?

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

What is “Nitrate” ?

Larki sharma k boli:

Sir,
Rs.1500/=

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Start your day with a lot of SEX ..

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S – SMILE

E – ENERGY

X – XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

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Come here, take off urs pants…

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!

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