Xossip

Go Back Xossip > ChitChat> No Holds Barred > गंदे चुटकुले Mix Joks Adult, Funny, Wacky

Reply Free Video Chat with Indian Girls
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #91  
Old 12th April 2010
only_4tum's Avatar
only_4tum only_4tum is offline
 
Join Date: 10th September 2008
Posts: 524
Rep Power: 15 Points: 277
only_4tum has many secret admirers
UL: 556.00 mb DL: 3.50 gb Ratio: 0.16
DADAJI-Ramu tumne meri Tambakhu ki dibbi pe CHUT kyu likh diya? RAMU-Dadaji, ab aap confuse nahi honge CHU ki taraf Chuna hai aur T ki taraf Tambakhu..

Reply With Quote
  #92  
Old 12th April 2010
histud_1's Avatar
histud_1 histud_1 is offline
Custom title
 
Join Date: 7th April 2005
Posts: 9,953
Rep Power: 36 Points: 6943
histud_1 has celebrities hunting for his/her autographhistud_1 has celebrities hunting for his/her autographhistud_1 has celebrities hunting for his/her autographhistud_1 has celebrities hunting for his/her autographhistud_1 has celebrities hunting for his/her autographhistud_1 has celebrities hunting for his/her autographhistud_1 has celebrities hunting for his/her autograph
UL: 117.93 gb DL: 39.72 gb Ratio: 2.97
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intimate_Friend View Post
पति सुहागरात को कमरे में आता है, दरवाज़ा बंद करता है, और बीवी से कहता है:

"आज मैं ये टेबल चोदूंगा, लैम्प चोदूंगा, पंखा चोदूंगा ..."

बीवी: "और ...?"

पति: "तकिया चोदूंगा, कम्बल चोदूंगा, चादर चोदूंगा ..."

बीवी: "और ...?"

पति: "टीवी चोदूंगा, बल्ब चोदूंगा, परदा चोदूंगा ..."

बीवी: "मुझे चोदोगे?"

पति: "नहीं, मैं सिर्फ़ बातें चोदता हूँ."



just too good...awesome
______________________________

Threads by me


retired

Reply With Quote
  #93  
Old 13th April 2010
LoverBoy2658's Avatar
LoverBoy2658 LoverBoy2658 is offline
eXBii Supporter
 
Join Date: 23rd July 2009
Location: India
Posts: 3,917
Rep Power: 18 Points: 3604
LoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparaziLoverBoy2658 is hunted by the papparazi

सुपर जोक्स भाई

repped you +2



[quote=Bond303;17613032]संता बंता से : ये बताओ कि बस मेल है या फीमेल ?
बंता: संता भाई बस फीमेल होती है
संता: क्यूँ?
बंता: क्यूंकि सब उस पर चड़ते हैं
संता: अच्छा ये बताओ सब उसपर चड़ते हैं तो उसके बच्चे क्यूँ नहीं होते ?
बंता: क्यूंकि सब उसपर पीछे से चड़ते हैं
संता: माना सभी पीछे से चड़ते हैं, लेकिन ड्राईवर और कंडक्टर तो आगे से चड़ते हैं फिर बच्चे क्यों नहीं होते?"
बंता: क्यूंकि वो दोनों टोपी पहन कर चड़ते हैं
______________________________
Click on the Link, you will feel happy
http://gals.vaginalsucker.com/MTcxOD...,0,/1-3/02.wmv

Reply With Quote
  #94  
Old 24th April 2010
only_4tum's Avatar
only_4tum only_4tum is offline
 
Join Date: 10th September 2008
Posts: 524
Rep Power: 15 Points: 277
only_4tum has many secret admirers
UL: 556.00 mb DL: 3.50 gb Ratio: 0.16
SANTA: TERI BHABHI GHAR PE NAHI HAI WARNA TUJHE CHAI PILATA .BANTA: YAAR KANJOOSI KI BHI HADD HOTI HAI , DOODH MARKET SE BHI TO LAYA JA SAKTA HAI...

Reply With Quote
  #95  
Old 24th April 2010
only_4tum's Avatar
only_4tum only_4tum is offline
 
Join Date: 10th September 2008
Posts: 524
Rep Power: 15 Points: 277
only_4tum has many secret admirers
UL: 556.00 mb DL: 3.50 gb Ratio: 0.16
Husband- Aao SEX Kare

Wife- Munna So Jaye, Phir Karna

Hus.- Munna Abhi Tak Soya Nahi Kya

Wife- Jiski Maa CHUDNE Wali Ho
Use Kaise Nind Aa Sakti Hai...

Reply With Quote
  #96  
Old 24th April 2010
only_4tum's Avatar
only_4tum only_4tum is offline
 
Join Date: 10th September 2008
Posts: 524
Rep Power: 15 Points: 277
only_4tum has many secret admirers
UL: 556.00 mb DL: 3.50 gb Ratio: 0.16
A lucknowi nawab goes to punjab and speaks to a sardar. HUZOOR 1 TAKLEEF DENI THI AAPKO""SARDAR:BEHANCHOD, DE KE TOH DEKH,TERI MAA CHOD DUNGA.

Reply With Quote
  #97  
Old 24th April 2010
only_4tum's Avatar
only_4tum only_4tum is offline
 
Join Date: 10th September 2008
Posts: 524
Rep Power: 15 Points: 277
only_4tum has many secret admirers
UL: 556.00 mb DL: 3.50 gb Ratio: 0.16
Yaar Koi mujhe blackmail Kr rha hai.












jab me teri le rha tha to Kisi ne photo Khich liya ye deKh.


("'.) ("'.)
(\\_(<)
LL LL
ab KYA KAREN?

Reply With Quote
  #98  
Old 24th April 2010
only_4tum's Avatar
only_4tum only_4tum is offline
 
Join Date: 10th September 2008
Posts: 524
Rep Power: 15 Points: 277
only_4tum has many secret admirers
UL: 556.00 mb DL: 3.50 gb Ratio: 0.16
Rakhi sawant Lalu ko ghar le gyi nangi ho k boli-muje bandh do aur wo kro jo Bihari sabse acha karte hain. Lalu ne katora liya or doodh nikalna shuru kr diya.

Reply With Quote
  #99  
Old 11th May 2010
Bond303's Avatar
Bond303 Bond303 is offline
 
Join Date: 16th February 2010
Posts: 225
Rep Power: 11 Points: 289
Bond303 has many secret admirers
UL: 14.66 gb DL: 84.98 gb Ratio: 0.17
Thumbs down

Sardar : apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gaye tenu pyar da sabse zayada maza kis din aya? Sardarni sharmate hue- tussi us din panjab gaye hue the..

6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666[

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Mere underwear me kya hai?
Batao?
Santa(wid confidence): Elastic hi hoga, Aaj-kal naade wali kaun pehnta hai..

Reply With Quote
  #100  
Old 11th May 2010
Bond303's Avatar
Bond303 Bond303 is offline
 
Join Date: 16th February 2010
Posts: 225
Rep Power: 11 Points: 289
Bond303 has many secret admirers
UL: 14.66 gb DL: 84.98 gb Ratio: 0.17
Grl 2 Swami:
Can I see d future ?

Swami-: Yes, kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao.


She : I feel you want to fuck me
Swami-:dekha future dekhne lag gayi na..!


000000000000000000000000000000


santa:teri bb muje dekh kar hasti kyu he,chalu he kya? banta:nhi re shadi ki rat usne puchha kabhi kisi ki GAND mari he ? to maine tera naam bata dia!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha



-------------------------------------

Which Instrument Is 7 Inches Long?
Goes Into A Wet Hole Moves Front & Back Makes White Foam Of Liquid?

.

.

Its A Tooth Brush

Nothing Else U Dirty Mind :-)



Reply With Quote
Reply Free Video Chat with Indian Girls


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 01:46 PM.
Page generated in 0.01851 seconds