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Old 26th February 2010
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The story starts with an guy insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer youíre currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> canít you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didnít kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch

<HopperHunter|afk> LOL

<HopperHunter|afk> Fuck youíre stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
<Elch> Youíre a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, iím quiet, hope you donít show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then youíre dead
<Elch> Eh, itís 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly thatís it: 127.0.0.1 Iím waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now Iím frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up youíll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and youíre dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> Iím shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise youíd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me againÖ I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> youíre so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, fuck off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the roomÖ Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieveÖ Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> Whatís up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i donít know
<bitchchecker> iím 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that fuck off
<Elch> cool, didnít know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if youíre a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past itÖyou girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill youíre letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus fucker
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> youíre afraid
<bitchchecker> i donít wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your fucking wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall thatís an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think youíre cool and donít dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldnít let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I donít have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker canít hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: Iím still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up iím a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% youíre no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> itís easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man youíll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> momÖ
<Elch> iíll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<bitchchecker> donít need to rescue you canít son of a bitch
<Elch> thatís bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, thereís nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesnít matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my ***Ö All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deletedÖ.
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesnít meta say anything
<Elch> heís probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? Iíll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<bitchchecker> elch man youíre so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> iím already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him heís not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too lateÖ Itís 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias ďbitchcheckerĒ. We see that he has a ďPing timeoutĒ. We havenít seen him since thenÖ must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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