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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, “In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha,
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…………………………………….ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge?

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Kothay Par Police Ne Chapa Mara, Tumam Logo Ko Line Me Khara Kiya, Waha Se 1 Boorhi (Old) Aurat Guzri, Usne Line Me 1 Larki Se PochaYaha Kya Ho Raha Hai?
Larki: Aam Bant Rahe Hain.
Boorhi B Line Me Lag Gai, Jab Us Ka Number Aaya To Police Ne Kaha AMMa Aap Bhi?
Boorhi : Munh Main Daant Nahi To Kya Hua Choos To Sakti Hoon na……
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Father & son went to medical store. Father buys pack of condoms.
Son : Whats this?
Father : Its medicine for killing
Son : O penchod! Ch00t mein bhi choohe..!
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Girl to boyfrnd-Dear, do u know apki lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai??
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Girl-kyun ki, iske baad l**d ki catagari hoti hai
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Once a boy came late to class.. Teacher said to him: tumhien
periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ? Boy Said: jee.. bohott
ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gaye
thay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya tha
or mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya ….
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Patient: Dr. Saheb, ek problem hai, Jab bhi mein sheesha dekhta hoon,
lund khada hojata hai,

Dr.: ye bemari nahin, tumhare
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Taxi driver 2 a woman: u r the thir pregnent woman i m taking 2 d airport 2day.

Woman: bt i m not pregnent.

Driver: we have not reached the airport yet..
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Ek dost nai dosre dost sai kaha: kiya tum nai kabhi kasi aurat kahe mume choose hai.
Dosre dost nai jawab diya: nahin
To phir phelay dost nai kaha khe kya tum phir apne baap khe tatey choose khe bara hua hai kya...
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A girl with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck and asked:
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