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Old 20th February 2009
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ONE:

man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."
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TWO:

WHY was a SARDARJI ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY.........? ?
B'COZ HE SAW A LADY JOURNALIST
WITH A BATCH ON HER CHEST
written " PRESS ",
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so HE DID THAT.
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ONE:

man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."
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TWO:

WHY was a SARDARJI ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY.........? ?
B'COZ HE SAW A LADY JOURNALIST
WITH A BATCH ON HER CHEST
written " PRESS ",
.
.
.
.
.
.
so HE DID THAT.
Pressed...urr....sorry...repped ya
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