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A cardiologist marries a gynecologist and were blessed with twin girls.
Guess what they name them - Angina and Vagina.

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Two sperms are swimming really hard and one asks, "Are we almost at uterus?."
"Nah!" says the other, "we just passed the tonsil".

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A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says,
"Sorry, madam, the note is fake".
"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped".

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A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style".

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Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra. Chemist said that it would be useless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes".

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Secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this?
"The truth is that she has a big mouth".

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A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo, Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".

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What is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them.

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Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

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Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad or mom, the it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

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What is the useless piece of flesh attached to the penis called
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The Man.

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Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" had never seen a pussy before.

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Why! is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

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Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?" God said, "Okay, I will turn you into a sanitary pad".

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Why was two-piece bikini invented?
To separate meat section from the dairy section.

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All men are terrorists. They always attack women on their twin towers and destroy their pentagon.

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Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butt.
Man: What are you doing?
Girl: Playing tabla.
Man turns over and says, "Can you play flute?"

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Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb".
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness th! at I used to have every month"

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