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mai first time aisi story pad raha hu, kya aisa hota hai kya
Is kahani men maake positive response ko dhyan men rakhte huye bahut dheere dheere aage badha ja raha hai.

'Slow boy' aap bhi slowly koshish kar sakte hain. Badi baat hai ki aap ko pahli hi koshish se positive response milta hai ya nahin. Yadi aapki pahli hi koshish men saamne wali bilkul bhadak jaay aur bilkul negative response mile to uska khayaal bilkul man se nikaal den.

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ganpatrai's interview

ganpatrai's interview

shaaxaatkaar dene pahunche, dillee ke gana pat raay;
junction ka junction railon ka, naamee mugalsaraay.

driver chaahe naujavaan, baRa saab Tesan ka gaura;
bharee haazaree office men, malang laal dhar ka chhora.

gaura angrezee lahaje men, bola well ganD phaT re-aa;
baja kaan men ghanTa usake, puchhe jaise ganD phaT raha.

nahin phaTe sir bola wah, mushakil se thook nigalata;
what nahin sab likha yahan, tera baap lanD dhar tha.

kya dharata baap pata na, bola man ko dhiraj deta;
nahin tum deli men raiTa nahin, bolo tum dailee maraaTa.

daily nahin maraata sir, ek baar maine maravai;
wah bhee bachapan men phir bhee, kaagaz men ye kaise Aee.

kya ainT sainT bakata, well gaaDee chalaana jaanata;
hamako office men tum, roj chhodana mangaTa.

memsaab ko ghar men tum, shopping karava chodega;
roj Theek se baby ko, School men leja chodega.

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Doston CHUDASI MAA AUR GANDU BHAI ka update kal milega. Aaj is chhoti si haasya kavita ka holi ke avasra par maja lijiye jo kaaphi pahle meine likhi thi.

shaaxaatkaar= Interview

Tesan= Station

gana pat raay = gand phat re-aa = gaand phat raha(angreji lahje men)

laal dhar= laand(lund) dhar(pakadna)

Dilli men rahta =deli men raiTa sounds like daily maraata

chhodega= chodega

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CHUDASI MAA AUR GANDU BHAI (15)

UPDATE-15


Iske doosre din meine maako shaam 5 baje hi store se phone kar bata diya ki meine evening show ki 2 tickets book karli hai aur wah 6 baje tak taiyaar hoke store men hi aa jaay. Maa 6 baje store men pahoonch gai. Aaj hamne purani picture 'Khubsoorat' dekhi. Maa ko yah saaph suthari picture bahut hi achhee lagi. Aaj bhi hamne bahar hi restaurant men khana khaaya aur 10.30 baje ghar pahoonch gaye.

Aaj kuchh garmi thee so ghar pahoonch kar maa nahaane ke liye bathroom men chali gai. Mein bhi apne room men chala gaya aur shower leke night dress change kar li. Mein apne bed par pasar gaya aur ek magazine ko palatne laga. Mein magazine men khoya huwa tha ki maa ki awaz se ki 'kya chal raha hai' se mera dhyan maa ki taraf gaya. Ek baar dhyan gaya ki mein maa ki taraf dekhte hi rah gaya. Maa bahut hee aakarshak nighty men thi. Maa ko nighty men mein pahli baar dekh raha tha. Nighty men meri mad mast maa 35 saal ki bhari poori bilkul aadhunik shahari mahila lag rahi thi.

"Kya ghoor ghoor ke dekh raha hai? Jab beta mujhe is roop men dekhna chaahta hai, meri chhoti si chhoti khushi ke liye mara jaata hai to mein kya mere pyare bete ki itni si ichha bhee pooree naheen kar sakti. Ab dekho theek se tumhaare liye mein poori shahari ban gai hoon." maa ne kaha aur mere paas bed par baith gai.

Mein: "Maa is nighty men to tum picture wali Rekha jaisi ekdam jawan aur mast dikh rahi ho. Dekha, insaan jis mahol men rahta hai, jo dekhta hai uska asar hota hi hai. Maa sach sach bataana, tumko bhi ye sab achha lag raha hai na."

Maa: "Achha kyon nahin lagega. Tumhi to kahte rahte ho ki abhi to mein poori jawan hoon aur tere jaisa jawan to kisi budhiya ko bhi yah baat kah de to us men jawani aa jaay. Par aaj tune jo picture dikhaai, dekh ke maja aa gaya."

Mein: "Maja aa gaya na? Dekha, Ashok Kumar jaisa buddha Rekha jaisi jawan ladki ko kaise apni girl friend banaata hai. Maa tum bhi meri girl friend ban jaao."

Maa: "Kya mein tujhe girl dikhti hoon? Girl friend nahin aurat friend kaho. Ab dost banaane ki kya darkaar hai mein to maa rahte huye bhi tere saath dost jaise cinema dekhti hoon, parkon ki shair karti hoon aur dost jaise hi khul ke vyavhaar karne ki cheshta kar rahi hoon."

Mein: "Mein nahin jaanta, bas aaj se tum meri maa nahin balki ek dost ho. Tum apni nazar men ek aurat hogi par meri nazar men to bilkul kunwari ladki ho. Jab dost ki tarah tum mere se vyavhaar karti ho aur meri nazar men ek poori jawan ithalaati ladki ho to bataao meri girl friend hui ya nahin?

Maa: "Achha baba tum apne aap ko mera boy friend samajhte ho to lo mein tumhari pakki girl friend ban gai. Ab khush ho na?"

"Yah hui na baat. Ab maja aayega. Dekho dosti men koi bhed bhav nahin hota. Jo mera hai wah sab tumhaara hai aur jo bhi tere paas hai wah sab mera hai." Yah kah ke meine maa ko apni baanhon men jakad liya aur uske gaal ko chooste huye puppy leli.

Maa: "Lo haami bharne ki der thi aur tum shuru ho gaye. Mein to bas us Rekha jaisi hi door door rahnewali girl friend banungi."

Mein: "Par maa socho kahaan uska Ashok Kumar jaisa 70 saal ka buddha boy friend aur kahaan tumhara 28 saal ka gabroo jawan mast boy friend. Uske nirmal anand lene men aur mere nirmal anand lene men kuchh to farq hoga na? Par asli baat hai nirmal anand lena. Aisa swachh aur nisankoch anand jo dono ko barabar mile; na koi doori ho aur na hi koi bhed bhaav." Meri baat sun maa mand mand muskara rahi thi aur mein maake muskarate honthon par angul pherne laga.

Maa: "Picture ki yah nirmal anand wali baat tune achhi pakadi. To ab maa ko apni girl friend bana ke tu usse nirmal anand lega. Par dhyan rakhna mein picture jaise nirmal anand ki baat kar rahi hoon ."

"Ab to tum meri girl friend ban gai ho to kal chalen us park ki shair karne jahan log apni girl friendon ke saath nirmal anand lete hain." Meine maa ki aankhon men dekhte sharaarat bhare andaaz men kaha.

Maa: "Na baba nahin lena mujhe aisa nirmal anand. Besharam log kahin ke. Chipachipi hi karni hai to ghar men baith kar kare, wahaan park men sab ke saamne. Tum mujhe modern banaane ke chakkar men dheere dheere pichhe la rahe ho. Pahle to vidhva se mujhe wapas suhagan saabit kar diya. Ab suhagan se girl yani ki kanwari ladki bana diya aur khud mere boy friend ban baithe. Aage jahan se aai wahin wapas mat bhej dena."

"Are maa nahin. Tum chaahogi to ab hum yahaan se wapas aage ki or badhne lagenge. Vidhwa se wapas suhagan banne men soch negative rahti hai jabki kunwari ladki jab suhagan banti hai to uski soch positive hoti hai." Meine maa ko ishaaron ishaaron men sanket de diya ki mein tumhen apni suhagan banaana chaahta hoon aur mein boy friend se tumhaara suhaag.

Maa: "To iska matlab ki ab girl friend ka kissa khatam aur wapas suhagan maa chaahiye tumhen. Bhai yah tumhari dramebazi achhi hai."

"Haan, ab se tum bilkul ek suhagan ki tarah saj dhaj ke raho, shringaar karo, man se saari negative baaten nikaal do aur ek girl ki tarah bebaak nisfiqar jindagi jiyo aur nirmal anand lo." Yah kah kar meine maa ke gaal ka chumma le liye. Maa meri aur dekh kar hans rahi thee. Mein maa ke hanste honth par ek ungli rakh kar apne honth par apni jeebh phiraane laga. Meine apni or se ishaara de diya ki mein tumhaare honthon ka ras paan karna chaahta hoon.

"Tark karna to koi tumse sikhe, apni baat sabit karke hi rahte ho. Par tumhari baaten hai bahut gahari. Hum uchit-anuchit, bhale-boore, paap-punya in duniya bhar ke lafdon men uljhe pade rahte hain, aur jo man chaahe wah kar nahin paate aur sochte hi rah jaate hain ki doosre kya sochenge. Kisi ko bhi kasht pahoonchaaye bina jis bhi kaam men man ko shanti mile, aatma prasann ho wahi nirmal anand hai." Maa ne ek darshnik ki bhanti kaha.

Mein: "Haan maa, yahi to mein tumhen kahta aa raha hoon. Tumhari aur meri soch kitni milti hai. Jo mein sochta hoon theek tum bhi wahi sochti ho. Tabhi to tumse mera itana man milta hai. Jab se tum yahaan aai ho mujhe sirf tumhari company men hi maja aata hai. Tumse mithi mithi baaten karne ka chhed chhad karne ka maja lene ke liye hi to store se seedha tere paas bhaaga aa jata hoon. Ghar se bahar bhi jitna maja mujhe tumhaare saath aa raha hai utna aaj tak nahin aaya. Tum meri in baaton ka kahin boora to nahin maan rahi?" Meri baat sun kar maane pyar se mera gaal chimti men bhar liya.

Maa: "Mein to khud teri aisi pyari pyari baaten sun baag baag ho jati hoon. Tu jaisi mujhe banaana chahta hai waisi banne ki poori koshish kar to rahi hoon. koi kami rah jaay to mujhe bataate rahna."

Mein: "Maa tumhaare men aur kami, tum to bharpoor khajana ho. Tum to bas khoob sajdhaj ke ek suhagan ki tarah banaav shringaar karke gahanon se apne roop men chaar chaand laga ke meri nazaron ke saamne raha karo. Mere man men to tumhaari aisi hi devi jaisi chhavi basi hui hai."

Hum maa bete is prakaar kai der baaten karte rahe. Phir roj ki tarah maa apne kamre men sone ke liye chali gai. Mein bistar par kai der pade pade sochta raha ki maa meri koi bhi cheej ka thoda sa bhi virodh naheen karti hai. Par mein maa ko poori tarah khol lena chaahta tha ki maa ki mast jawani ka khul ke maja liya jaay. Maa aadhunik vichaaron ki, ghoomne phirne ki, pahanne odhne ki tatha mauj masti ki shaukeen thee. Aisi aurat ek baar pat jati hai to apne yaar ko jee khol ke masti karaati hai.

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