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Garma - Garam ChutKule ;)

Shivani - Dr. mere Pati mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana.

Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya.
Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. ;

3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di.:/

3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola-
Maa mar gayi.
Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi,
Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya.

Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai , chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai

aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

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Boobs ho Bade Bade..
Bra me ho Khade Khade.
Bar-Bar Chus, Khoob Inko Masal..
Par tu Daant se Kaat Mat, Kaat Mat.
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath
Tu Naa Thakna Kabhi..
Tu Naa Rukna Kabhi..
Roz 3 Baar Chodne ki,
Le Shapath Le Shapath..
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath..
Chut Mahan hai..
Har Koi Ispe Qurban hai.
Sabke Basate Isme Pran Hai..
Banakar Khud Bhagwan B Hairan Hai
WIRYA se Kar Shoorvir Ise Lathpath Lathpath..!
Agneepath Agneepath.

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Ek ladka ek cement factory me kaam karta tha,uska baap bola-ghar banwana hai 25 bori cement ki la de ?
ldka- nahi main bahut imandaar hun.
Baap- 15 la de.
Ldka- nahi meri kuch image hai.
Baap- 5 la de.
Ldka-nahi
Baap-1 la de.
Ldka- nahi
Baap- theek hai toh ek muthhi bhar la de.
Ldka ek muthhi ka kya karoge.
Baap- teri maa ki chuut par lagaunga taaki koi dusra imandar paida na ho,bhosdi ke.

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Ek bar santa apne friend banta ke ghar tas khelne gaya.

Santa, Banta aur banta ki Modern biwi tas khel rahe the tab santa ka 1 patta table k niche gira, santa patta uthane ke liye table ke niche jukka to Samne Banta ki biwi apni chhoti skirt me se pussy pe ungliya guma rahi thi.
Ye dekh ke santa ka pashina aa gaya aur man machal utha. Table ke upar aane ke baad Banta ki biwi santa ko ishara kiya aur kitchen me pani ka bahana kar ke chal di.
Uske pichhe Santa bhi pani ka bahana kar ke chala gaya.

kitchen me.. (whispering)
Banta ki biwi: " kya dekha tumne?"
santa: " woh jo tumne dikhya."
biwi: " lena chahoge?"
santa: " jarur"
biwi: ' 50,000/- lagega.."
Ab santa apni financial situation nahi hone se soch me pad gaya.. aur thodi der baad bola
Santa: "Thick hai, kal sham ko aaunga.."

dusre din sham ko shanta aaya.
Aur khub Jamke Banta ki biwi ki chudai kar ke halat kharab kar di. aur 50000 deke nikal gaya..

Raat ko banta ghar pahucha to biwi se bola: Santa aaya tha na?"
ab to bechari ke pashine chut gaye aur bol diya " Ha. Aaya tha"

Thodi der baad biwi ne puchha:" Aisa kyu puchha?"
Banta: " bas.. santa aaj subah mujse sham ko ghar pe bhabhi ji ko dejauga kah ke 50000 udhar le gaya tha.."

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Baccha sir p condom laga k gum rha tha.
Baap : bhosdike ye kya h,
Beta: school m fancy dress competition h

Koi hathi, koi ghoda bna h,

Me louda bna hu.

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Ek Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur Ek Bandar chhoda gaya.

Aur Elaan hua ke jo
Ek minute me Bandar ko pehchan kar Pakad lega usse Rs.1,00,00,000/- milenge.

1st : Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.

2nd : George Bush gaya lekin nakaam raha.

3rd : Suresh Kalmadi gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya.
Sab ne hairan ho kar poocha 'aap ne kaise pata kiya?'

Kalmadi : Mai pinjre Me gaya aur maine Sab se kaha k mai imaandar Hu to sirf ek ne kaha..
"LAUDA MERA" .

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Lady 2 Dr:Thakkan bahut hoti hai.
Dr:Sex kitna karti ho?
Lady Daily.
Dr:Sunday ko mat karo!

Lady:Hey Ram!Sunday ko hee to PATI ghar hote hai,unhe kaise mana karu.

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Mulla on Suhagraat..
Bahut mazaa aaya begum, Badi hifazat se Chut ko sambhal rakha hai Aapne.
Begum- Aap ki khatir puri zindagi Gand marwa ke kaam chalaya hai.

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SEX kya he.?

1."Duty"-
Agar wife se kiya jaye.

2."Art"-
Agar Premika se kiya jaye.

3."Education"-
Agar Kunwari ladki se kiya jaye.

4."Science"-
Agar Shadishuda padosan se kiya jaye.

5."Vyapar"-
Agar Vaishya se kiya jaye.

6."Samaaj-Seva"-
Agar Talaqshuda se kiya jaye.

7."Daan"-
Agar Widhwa se kiya jaya

8."Gupt Daan"-
Agar kisi ladke ko kiya jaye.

9."Tyaag"-
Agar Apne Haath se kiya jaye.

10."Balidan"-
Vicharo me hi chaddi me ho jaye .

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