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लड़का-लड़की सैक्स कर रहे थे अचानक लड़का बोला
लड़का: "जानू थोड़ी और टाँगे खोलो, हाँ थोड़ी और"
लड़की मस्ती में: "क्यों, क्या दोनों गोटी भी डालनी है?"
लड़का: "नहीं अंदर फंसी हुई है उन्ही को निकालना है"


पप्पू पड़ोस की भाभी के पास जाकर पूछता है।
पप्पू: "आप के पास स्टोव की पिन है क्या?"
भाभी: "स्टोव पे खाना पका रहे हो क्या?"
पप्पू: "नहीं, सुबह से मुठ मार रहा हूँ, पर गिरता ही नहीं है, लगता है अन्दर कुछ फंसा है"


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किताब और टाँगे खोलने से पहले ऊँगली पर थूक लगा लेना चाहिए
द्वारा बाबा लोडू सेक्सिदास




एक कॉलेज के कुछ लड़के रोज एक होटल में जाते और एक वेटर को खूब परेशान करते.
एक दिन उन्हें अपनी गलती का एहसास हुआ और उन्होंने वेटर को 10 रुपये टिप देकर माफ़ी मांगी और कहा.
लड़के: "सॉरी भाई, आज के बाद हम तुम्हे कभी परेशान नहीं करेंगे"
वेटर खुश हो कर बोला
वेटर: "थैंक्स भाई, मैं भी वादा करता हूँ की आज के बाद आप लोगो की कॉफ़ी में गांड में से ऊँगली निकाल के नहीं डाला करूँगा"




एक लड़का सैक्स से पहले अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को ऊँगली कर रहा था
लड़की ने पूछा: "अरे ये क्या कर रहे हो?"
लड़का: "सॉकेट में छेद कर रहा हूँ"
लड़की: "भोंसड़ी के, छेद मैं खुद भी कर सकती हूँ, तू प्लग डाल"




एक सेक्सी फिलासफी के अनुसार
औरत के दिल से नहीं खेलना चहिये क्यूंकि उसके पास सिर्फ एक ही दिल होता है
अगर खेलना है तो उसकी चुचियों से खेलो क्यूंकि वो उसके पास दो दो होती हैं





उन लड़कों के लिए जिनका लंड छोटा है
"हमेशा छोटे हाथों वाली लड़की से शादी करो, क्यूंकि उसके हाथ में तुम्हारा लंड बड़ा लगेगा"




बस में बैठी एक लड़की की टी शर्ट पे कार बनी हुई थी,
उसके साथ छोटा बच्चा बैठा उसे देख रहा था,
लड़की बच्चे को देखते हुए मुस्कुरा के बोली: "कार चलानी है क्या?"
बच्चा: "नहीं कार नहीं चलानी, पर अगर आप की इजाज़त हो तो हॉर्न बजा लूं?"




एक कॉल गर्ल ने सोचा के उसने अपनी लाइफ में कोई अच्छा काम नहीं किया,
तो उसने अपनी आँखों को दान करने की सोची।
अपनी आँखें दान करने गयी, काउंटर क्लर्क ने उससे पूछा: "कुछ कहना चाहती हो?"
कॉल गर्ल बोली: "हाँ, जिसे भी ये आंखें लगाओ उसे बता देना खुलती लंड देखने के बाद ही है"



पप्पू पड़ोस की एक भाभी को रास्ते में रोक कर बोला
भाभी जी, कल मैंने आपको कपडे उतारते हुए देखा,
आप बहुत तेज-तेज उतारती है,
जरा धीरे-धीरे से कपडे उतारा करो,
वरना कपडे उतारने की तार टूट जाएगी।







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बस में बैठी एक लड़की की टी शर्ट पे कार बनी हुई थी,
उसके साथ छोटा बच्चा बैठा उसे देख रहा था,
लड़की बच्चे को देखते हुए मुस्कुरा के बोली: "कार चलानी है क्या?"
बच्चा: "नहीं कार नहीं चलानी, पर अगर आप की इजाज़त हो तो हॉर्न बजा लूं?


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Jab aayi thi iss duniya me...
Har taraf dhoom machi thi...
Iss kuwari ko dekhne beedh lagi thi...
Jaise jaise meri umar badh rahi thi...
Mujhme ek khumari chad rahi thi...
Jab na ho ungli mujhe maja nahi aata tha...
Hasin land mere sapno me aata tha...
Jab huya mere phool banne ka samay...
Mujhme ek parivartan aaya...
Jab aaya mere hontho ko cheer kar...
Meri to jaisi fat gayi...
Faat ti bhi kyu na...
Main kali se phool ban gayi thi...
Jaise jaise umar beeti maine har la*d ko...
Apni gharayi me dafanaya...
Shadi se pehle rand no. 1 ka khitab maine paaya....
Shadi ke badh mujhe kuch maja na aaya...
Pati ke la*d me kuch khas na tha...
Ek mufali ko kahta wo la*d tha...
Jaise jaise meri umar dhali....
Main maaa ban gayi...
Meri dhajiya udke main yu bikhar gayi...
Ch*t se main aaj ek bhosda ban gayi...
Mujhme na bacha kuch khas tha...
Mere kaale mote hotho pe ye...
Mere juice ka kamal tha...
Jiska test ab tak bemisal tha...
Ab na raha mujhme dam...
Main budhi ho gayi...
Apni chudayi soch ke ye chut...
jubani suna gayi...
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